Who is Dave Dunn

People are always asking me, do I know Dave Dunn.

The unequivocal answer to this question is no; I do not know Dave Dunn. Who is this man? Obviously you have some inkling, or, at the very least, some base knowledge to whet the appetite for more. The fact that you are here proves this much. Equally obvious is that you must feel cheated in that your search has lead you to this site only to discover I do not possess the answers you seek.

Still, it would be rash to disregard this place as another dead end. I do not know Dave Dunn. I can not tell you who he is. What I can do, what I will do, is tell you who Dunn is not.

Dave is not your friendly neighborhood spiderman. It’s up in the air whether he is friendly in the slightest, and it is extremely unlikely that his genetic makeup has been altered to mimic some physical abilities of the arachnid. No, Dave Dunn is not a spider, but he is most certainly a man.

He is not one to be trifled with as evidenced by the fates of those who have tracked him in the past. Will you and I share this fate? Is this pursuit nothing more than a pipe dream whose imminent conclusion lies in the burn ward of St. Mary’s hospital, or is there more to Dave Dunn than meets the eye?

He is not a prominent figure in society. Dunn is not the sort to be featured in the front page of your local newspaper (or is he?). He is not forthright in any way, and he is certainly not named Bob, Steve, or Jones.

So, who is Dave Dunn?

I don’t know, but I intend to find out.